A new phenomenon called E-MOONING
We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:
    :) means a smile and
    :( is a frown.

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:
    (_!_) a regular ass
    (__!__) a fat ass
    (!) a tight ass
    (_*_) an ass hole
    {_!_} a swishy ass
    (_o_) an ass that's been around
    (_x_) kiss my ass
    (_X_) leave my ass alone
    (_zzz_) a tired ass
    (_E=mc2_) a smart ass
    (_$_) Money coming out of his ass
    (_?_) Dumb Ass

You have just been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next hour and you will be blessed with people laughing their asses off at you.